Still Thinking

Its finally over. Graduation. Not study or hard work or hanging out with friends, just graduation. And now that I have my result everyone knows what I should be doing after graduation. I have a hundred people around me who know exactly what career move I should be making and with all that advise of course I'm not confused, its just harmless contradicting advice coming from so many people. One half of humanity is giving advice n the other half is really concerned and hence asks me what my plans are all the time. I have thought of many answers to that question and here it goes:
1. Now that its over I plan to go for a world tour coz my world for all this time was contracted in my college?
2. I plan to go to the Himalayas or kanyakumari and meditate on that question before I answer.
3. Sit at home and watch TV (There’s a lot of truth in that)
4. I plan to visit President Kalam and tell him its high time he changes the hairstyle.
5. I plan to get married and have lots of babies n then divorce my husband to become a priest of an African tribe.
6. I plan to keep an eye on your house and rob everything as soon as I get a chance.
7. I plan to by a farm and name my self Old McDonald.
8. I plan to get a gun and a license for it and shoot every person who asks me that.
9. I plan to join politics and pass a bill to ban the sentence “What do you plan to do now that graduation is over?”

I never really say these things. The truth is that I have plans and I'm working on it. I wish the people who really care would wait for a few years and enjoy with me the shaping of my plans. The one’s who are just making conversation; I wish they would get a life and find other things to talk about.